1300 word Humour
Everybody has had one of those days; one of those days when nothing seems to go right. Those days were happy when compared to this.
Something told me it wasn’t going to be my day when I was woken up by bits of the ceiling falling on my face. I jumped out of bed too hard, because then the floor fell in. ‘Jed!’ I shouted to my hapless husband as my body thudded downwards. ‘What have you done now?’ ‘I only flushed the toilet,’ he said, half running down the stairs to the lounge where I had, luckily, fallen on the sofa, or should I say unluckily because the springs had burst through the leather and were scratching my arms.