Pete’s Mighty Purty Privies – Aubrey Wynne

Pete's Privy cover2000 words Humour / Historical

Pete McNutt, a privy salesman, needs customers for his new business. Spring has arrived and it’s prime time Privy Season. After much consideration, he refines his sales pitch, takes courage in hand, and heads to the monthly meeting of the Women’s Library Association.

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Pottstown, Michigan in the 1890’s “I shall now bring this meeting of the Women’s Library Association to order. Ladies, if you would take your seats.” The elderly woman spoke in a voice much louder than Pete would have expected considering her small frame. She rang a tiny brass bell and scanned the room like a Queen watching over her subjects. The murmur of high-pitched voices ceased and the rustle of petticoats indicated the members were settling into their chairs.

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To Cast a Cliché – Aubrey Wynne

To Cast a Cliche cover[1]2700 word Fairytale

The evil Queen Lucinda exacts revenge on a royal poet by casting a spell of never-ending clichés upon the kingdom. Will the clever King Richard thwart his stepmother’s magic and save the good people of Maxim? Test your literary knowledge and enjoy an entertaining spoof on fairytales.

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Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Maxim… “You turned me into a cliché!” screeched Queen Lucinda. Nobles grimaced and servants ducked their heads to avoid eye contact. “I requested a story to honor our dead king and recognize the kingdom as a realm to be celebrated and admired.” “Yes, Your Majesty. I mean no-” “Guards! Seize this man.” The hair went up on the back of William Writer’s neck as two guards propelled him forward. Everyone knew the beautiful queen had given up magic on her wedding day. But with King Edward dead, his heartless widow might not feel bound to her promise.

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