Accessories Not Included – Allyn Keigh
1800 words Sci-fi / Humour
The only accessory a mechanical handyman really needs.
“Hey, Fred, you gotta come over and see this. I finally got an Uncle Homer,” Bart exclaimed, tucking his cellphone under his chin and pausing to swig a beer as he waited for Fred’s response. “Man, it’s about time!” Fred’s voice crackled out of the speaker. “I thought the guys were gonna have to take up a collection for you! Which model didya get?” “Top of the line, my man, top of the line,” Bart bragged. “Complete tool kit, multi-use tool package, the works.”