On the Day of Atonement – Alan Nicholls
675 words Humour
A naughty pensioner picks up a lady at an ‘Over 50’s’ Wednesday morning cinema show and lures her back to his room at the Rest Home, with unfortunate consequences for the pair of them.
I’ve always found the senior citizens cinema show on Wednesday mornings to be an ideal venue for widow-shopping. It’s a cheap morning out for an elderly widower, £3.50, including coffee and biscuits, and is patronised by that better class of widow who seems to be particularly susceptible to my old-fashioned charms.